Worthless Guy StuffPosted: 13 July 2012
O-M-to-the-G everyone I am so sick of men. I mean, God! All they do is pointless guy stuff all day in guy world and natter about trivial shit that’s not even important and their stupid jobs. I can’t even stand it anymore you know? It’s like, hey- all this man crap you keep going on about is really boring and no one cares. It’s especially annoying when I’m trying to watch sports and my boyfriend is sitting there on the sofa going on about some rubbish he read in a magazine full of dresses. Like this kind of shit:
I mean, yeah he likes flowery dresses- I get it but it’s not like it’s gonna be on newsnight is it? Oh and what about this-
WTF why are dudes so obsessed with hairstyles?! It’s not just my boyfriend- come on yours does it too, am I right? I’m like hey it looks fine and he’s like ‘NO ITS ALL GONE WRONG I HAVE TO RE-WASH IT!’ and I’m like b*tch why are you so HYSTERICAL?!
Oh here we go… another guy with a part-time job in man-stuff no one cares about-
WTF?! Why do guys love shopping for that floral wall paper, dinner sets, throws and embroidered cushions crap so much? I mean I expect to come home to a clean house but I don’t want to hear about it all frickin day.
And don’t even get me started on the SHOES!
Frickin God how many SHOES do guys NEED?! I’m all like- hey why do you need all these, man?! And he’s like- oh I need something to go with every outfit honey! Anyways so I end up buying them for him AGAIN cos he made that cute face at me in the shop, and it makes him happy so whatevs- I get some peace and quiet for a change!
Well, just when I think I’ve calmed down, uppity manz go out and get these ‘greeter’ and ‘host’ jobs and get all jumped up about it-
Then totally complain about how creepy women come onto them and they get no respect- like, WHAT DO YOU WANT?!
No, I think it was all so much better in the old days, when all the dudes knew their place. Which is:
1] cleaning my house
2] Making sure they don’t let themselves go, whilst raising as many children as possible, which is the natural order of things.
3] If they get bored I think it’ll be ok if we let them out to have tea with the other refined blokes
Or to join the local Knitting Circle [which is after all, harmless fun].